But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
did i just pee glitter
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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