found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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