i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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