are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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