it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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