Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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