You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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