I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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