I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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