the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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