PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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