gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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