let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
