I bet he comes in French.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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