He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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