White coat. Heels.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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