How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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