D3 body, D1 cock
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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