apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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