i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I want is dick and wine.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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