Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
