you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
my liver is dry heaving
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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