How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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