I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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