he was CRYING into my vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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