Rock
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Fuck
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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