He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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