these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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