Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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