Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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