turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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