Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
do herpes really smell.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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