I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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