have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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