I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
