Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
