I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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