Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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