May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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