So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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