Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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