how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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