So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
