so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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