Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
