yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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