He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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