I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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