Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
