have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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