We named our party play list daddy issues
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The air taste purple.
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