Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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