I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
