Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Randomize