I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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