Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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